Meet Officer Waddac Hunt of the Fort Worth PD

 

We don't know what her name is. Yet. When it is revealed, I will do everything I can to make sure everyone in America does know it. Why? Well, for the simple fact that she is a covert SJW masquerading as "the law", who has no business with a badge, a sidearm, or any place in civil society.

At a "pride" event on June 27 the following occurred, according to this report:

“Street preachers Richard Penkoski and David Grisham were subjected to multiple violations of their First Amendment rights while attempting to preach on public property.

Upon arrival, they were immediately met by Fort Worth police officers who blocked their access to the public street and sidewalk, threatening both men with arrest for trespassing if they entered the area. When Grisham reminded officers that he had previously sued the City of Fort Worth in 2014 over this exact issue – a lawsuit that resulted in a settlement and an official apology from the city – the officer dismissed the prior case, stating, “I don’t care, you can file whatever lawsuit you want.”

After being forced outside the barricades, the confrontation escalated as multiple officers allegedly threatened to cite the men based on the subjective reactions of attendees. A female officer stated they would be cited if they said anything “offensive.” When Penkoski responded that offensive speech is protected under the Constitution and is not a crime, the officer claimed it fell under disorderly conduct, stating, “Well, yes, that is the conduct.”

This wasn't in the UK, where one might expect to see this sort of abuse. This was in deep red Texas. It seems that officer Hunt is doing a little freelancing, though to be fair she was not alone. She was joined by other "officers" who made similar threats. I don't know about those other stooges, but there is this:

https://youtu.be/R7pgKf1S61s

This is from the Trinity Pride Event in 2025. Same officer? Maybe? I guess we can't say for sure. Some facial recognition software could probably settle the question, but absent that we will let you be the judge.

The City of Fort Worth PD was cautious in their official response; however, they did make it a point to say that "...the officer’s statements were “not accurate,” ordered First Amendment refresher training for officers, and confirmed that public sidewalks remain open for speech." Call me a cynic, but I find little comfort in their assurances.

Huh. First Amendment refresher training. Are they sure it's a refresher? Wouldn't it be prudent to do some screening of the officers before they are hired? You know, maybe make certain that they actually have a basic understanding of the Constitution? Before giving them deadly weapons and the authority to bully citizens on behalf of the state? Between the two videos taken from both events, there appears to be an awful lot of making up the rules as they go along. This is a privilege accorded to those wearing the badge but is never to be permitted for the mere mortal citizen.

Another privilege accorded to these thugs is the ever elastic "disorderly conduct" statute. Whenever they have been bested by a citizen who knows the law better than they do, there is always the sweeping and deliberately ambiguous disorderly conduct. It's a catch all for when they can't find any other charge to issue. Disorderly conduct is the final refuge of dirty cops who think it's okay to make up the rules on the fly. It happens everywhere, in part because it is permitted and, in some instances, encouraged.

The good citizens of Fort Worth are apparently laboring under the misconception that their local PD is striving to assure the safety of ALL, as is their charge. It would appear that this, in fact, is NOT true. It appears that there is, at the very least, a contingent of "officers" who consider it their duty to extend an extra-constitutional layer of protection for an LGBTQ community that might be offended by something said. Where is that on the lawbooks again? 

Though it is contrary to my nature, I am obliged to extend the benefit of the doubt to the Fort Worth PD. The ball is in their court. They have the chance to demonstrate whether or not they are one of those jurisdictions where this type of abuse is permitted. Or encouraged.  It's not like this sort of thing is unprecedented in Fort Worth. There was a time when a black man could commit a crime in Fort Worth, and have the full force of the courts pressed upon him for the offense, while a white man committing the same crime could skate. Especially if that white man was wealthy or well connected, but mostly just for being white. That was the regime of "Jim Crow". Of course, they did away with that sort of thing decades ago. Right?

The right thing to do here would be to fire this "officer" and bar her from ever serving in any department ever again. A "first amendment refresher" is tantamount to ordering a remedial driving course to an Indy 500 driver. It would be a reasonable expectation that an Indy 500 driver already knows how to drive. Just like it is a reasonable expectation that our police officers have an understanding of the Constitution and what it says.

Gee, I'm glad I didn't hold my breath waiting...

 

Well, here we are. Another year, another indictment. And another Comey. In our previous reporting from last October (St. James the Pious, M&ob 12 Oct 2025), we revealed that there are at least three Comey gholas in existence. Three that we have positively identified. Now, if you want the back story on each of these, go back to the original article. I'm not going to spell out the whole thing here. For our purposes today, we shall refer to these as:

Comey 2.0 - Stretch MC

Comey 3.0 - Huff

Comey 4.0 - Beeftits

When last we left this drama, Beeftits was shuffled through an Alexandria, VA courtroom, answering a charge that no one ever sincerely believed would be prosecuted to any conclusion. And it wasn't. No, that whole thing came and went like a Cleveland Browns starting quarterback. For any out there who are actually surprised by this, I can only ask: "New to this planet, are ya?"

Our conclusion in St. James the Pious was that Beeftits would definitely be swapped out for one of the other Comeys. At the time I put my money on Huff, the Estonian. Now, though the prize remains the same, the game has changed. New charges. New Court. From a Grand Jury, no less. Yet there is one other difference greater than all these. St. James' guide and mentor, Agent Mueller, has passed to the next realm. But not before concluding some unfinished business...

Navigating through the spirit world, Agent Mueller manifest himself in Mindanao to appear before Stretch MC.

"Gonna have to bring you back to DC, Jimmy Boy! It's for the Bureau..."

And with a long, puppy-dog face Stretch pouted and acquiesced to what he perceived to be an order. He would fly back to Washington. He knew what had to be done.

Agent Mueller manifest one more time before finally shuffling off this mortal coil. He appeared before Beeftits to break the news.

"Gonna have to send you to Mindanao, Beeftits. You're going to be Stretch MC's twin sister, Shelly. You'll be taking over as the front for the act. We'll just say that Stretch had... an unfortunate accident."

Beeftits blanched, mortified to learn his fate. Her fate? Whatever...

"Oh... I can't go there. That's a socially retarded area! I... I'm not passable yet! Do you have any idea what they'll do to me?"

Mueller shrugged. "I terminated your source material. That's a risk I'm willing to take."

And with that he was no more. Agent Mueller had executed his final rearguard in defense of his beloved Bureau. And in the unlikely event of a conviction for anything, Stretch MC will be given as the sacrificial lamb. Beeftits will eventually dissolve into the most remote jungle, where he will be worshipped as a goddess by a tribe of cannibals.

So, what of Huff, then? Comey 3.0. I really thought he was the natural. Agent Mueller knew something we didn't. It turns out that working as a quality control inspector in an Estonian boat varnish factory, is roughly the equivalent of huffing two tubes of airplane model glue per day. Huff's brains are like warm cottage cheese. And I don't think there are any other Comeys. By now, I think they have decided that it was time to break that mold.

The world is arguably a safer place than it was two years ago. Emphasis on the "er". It's still kind of a shit show, overall, but at least we can rest easy on two counts. We can be assured that the tensions of the once volatile Baltic boat varnish trade will be stabilized, in no small measure, by the presence of Huff there at his post. And secondly, we can be assured that the illusion of anyone actually being held accountable for the crimes of St. James the Pious, will remain just that. An illusion.

Requiem for a dirty, stinking pig

 

Agent Mueller has died. I'm not popping any champagne corks; he's hardly worth that much effort. Nevertheless, I do unabashedly share in the President's sentiment. I'm glad he's dead. Just like I'm glad when ANY dirty pig bites the dust. Despite all of the sickening sweet accolades that are being heaped upon him and his life's work, the truth is that Robert Mueller was a man whose character never rose to the impressive bona fides he managed to acquire. He bore all of the right credentials, compiled a model resume. On paper he appeared as the poster child for Uniform Fetishist Monthly; the homoerotic spank bank for an entire generation of self-loathing mouth breathers. In truth, Agent Mueller was a mercenary hack who spent most of his days defecating upon the Constitution he was sworn to uphold.

Oaths are meaningless to pigs like Mueller, a minor inconvenience. The oath is just another inconsequential box that must be ticked off of the checklist. Just one more platitude to be mouthed, like the Bureau's empty motto of "Fidelity, Bravery, Integrity". They are words, when strung together, that sound good. They are meant to sound good. Not for our benefit, no. These things are mantras, soothing cope mechanisms for anal retentive control freaks; clutched to the breast like rosary beads, while they convince themselves that they are the embodiment of the law. Because being the law, one is above the law.

The weaponization of our law enforcement started a long time before Robert Mueller. Our federal law enforcement, as embodied by the FBI, is the product of an unholy union. Weaponization is the seed that fertilized the egg of a federal law enforcement agency. It has been a criminal enterprise from its conception. Now, more than fifty years after his death, the shadow of J. Edgar looms large as an institutional malignancy. Bongino bounced early and Mr. Patel isn't going to save it. It is unsalvageable.

In a career so long, there are many points to be examined. We are not going to do that here, today. We will highlight only three of the fruits of Agent Mueller's legacy. Mueller enabled Whitey Bulger. He provided cover. It's a fact. Mueller provided cover for Andrew Weissman. The report that bears Mueller's name is primarily the work of Weissman. Again, fact, not conjecture. And finally, Agent Mueller's greatest gift to us all: Saint James the Pious. Comey was nursed at Mueller's hairy teats and then handed the keys to the shop to carry on in that tradition. For this alone Mueller's name should be cursed.

There is a saying which has gained great currency in recent years: "When exposing a crime becomes a criminal act, you are being ruled by criminals". If Agent Mueller embodied anything, it was this.