A Camper Van Beethoven shout out for Springfield, Ohio

 This is offered entirely tongue-in-cheek, with my most sincere apologies to David Lowery, author of the original Take the Skinheads Bowling

Take the Haitians Bowling

Every day, I get up and pray to Kama-la

and she increases the dollar's value to exactly none

Everybodys baggin' up their lunch these days

Last night there were Haitians on my lawn

Take the Haitians bowling

take them bowling

Take the Haitians bowling

take them bowling

Some people say VPs all do the same

Some people say your policies are lame

Theres no word salad that answers anything

Take the Haitians bowling

take them bowling

Take the Haitians bowling

take them bowling

I had a dream last night, but I forgot what it was

I had a dream last night about you, my friend

I had a dream - you were cackling spastic

I had a dream - you were down on your knees

I had a dream - it was about kittens

Take the Haitians bowling

take them bowling

Take the Haitians bowling

take them bowling

Well, on a final note, we must ask of those of you who would like to help please send your check or money order (payable to CFRRF) to:

Clinton Foundation Reject Relief Fund

PO Box 1369

Springfield, OH 45501